Friday, April 13, 2007
British:
[ ] you drink a lot of tea
[x] you know what a brolly is
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over
your life
[ ] you wanted Ben to win X Factor
[ ] you use the word "bugger" or the
phrase "bloody hell"
[x] fish and Chips are yummy..
[x] you can eat a Full English
Breakfast
[ ] you dislike EMOS! almost as much
as you dislike chavs
[x] its football...not
soccer
Total = 4
Australian
[ ] you wear flip flops all year
[ ] you call flip flops thongs not
flip flops
[ ] you love a backyard barbie
[ ] you know a barbie is not just a
doll
[x] you love the beach
[x] sometimes you swear without
realizing
[x] you're a sports fanatic
[x] you are tanned
[ ] you're a bit of a bogan
[x] you have an australian something
(shirt, phone sock, etc.)
Total = 5
Italian
[ ] the Sopranos is a great show.
[x] your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] your grandmother makes her own
sauces.
[ ] you know how a real meatball
tastes like.
[ ] you know Italian songs.
[x] you have dark hair and dark eye
color
[ ] you speak some italian
[ ] you are under 5'10''.
[x] pizza/spaghetti is the best food
in the world.
[ ] you talk with your hands.
Total = 3
Mexican
[ ] you say member instead of Remember
[ ] you speak spanish or know some
[ ] you like tacos
[ ] yoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On
Da CoMpUtEr.
[x] you are dark skinned
[ ] you know what a Puta is.
[x] you talk fast occasionally.
[ ] you have had highlights or dyed
your hair.
[ ] you know what platanos are
Total= 2
Russian
[ ] you say villain as: Vee-lon
[ ] you get short tempered
[x] you know of sombody named natasha
[x] you get cold easily
[x] rain is fun for you
[ ] you get into contests
all the time
[x] you can easily make do with the
cold weather
Total= 4
Irish
[ ] you love to drink
[ ] you have a bad temper.
[x] your last name starts with a Mc OR
Murph or O' or Fitz or ends with a
ley,on,un,an,ins,ry, ly, y.
[ ] you have blue or green eyes.
[ ] you like the color green.
[ ] you have been to a st. pattys day
party.
[ ] you have a family member from
Ireland..
[ ] you have blonde hair
[ ] you have/had freckles
[ ] your family get togethers always
include drinking and/or singing
Total = 1
African American
[ ] you say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] you have nappy hair
[ ] you like rap
[ ] you know how to shoot a gun
[x] you think President George Walker
Bush is racist
[x] you like chicken
[x] you like watermelon
[x] you can dance
[ ] you can ‘sing’ gospel
Total = 4
Asian
[ ] you have slanty/small eyes
[x] you like rice a lot
[ ] you are good at math
[x] you have played the piano
[x] you have family from asia
[x] you laugh sometimes covering your
mouth
[ ] most people think you're chinese
[ ] you call hurricanes typhoons
[ ] you go to Baulko
Total= 4
German
[x] you like bread
[x] you think American Chocolate is
good.
[ ] you Speak some German
[ ] you know what Schnitzel is
[ ] you hate it when stupid people
call you a Nazi
[ ] you went to Pre-school..
[x] you're over 5'2"
Total= 3
Canadian
[ ] you LIKE/play/played hockey
[ ] you love beer
[x] you say eh
[ ] you know what poutine is
[ ] you speak some french-
[ ] you love Tim Horton's
[ ] at one point you lived in a farm
house
[ ] you watch/watched degrassi
Total= 1
American
[ ] hate foreigners
[ ] hate non-Christians
[x] lazy
[ ] not cultured
[x] hate abortion
[ ] love the death penalty
[ ] don't read
[ ] shop at walmart
[x] think this bulletin is rather
biased
total = 3
i'm australian!
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1. How do you go to school?
by..the..TRAIN!!
2. What time do you usually
arrive in school?
just in time.
3. What
school do you go to?
the school for mental retards.
4. Do you live near or far
from your school?
faar faar awaaaaay, in an unknown land.
5. How much is
your tuition fee?
save money, don't go for tuition!
6. How much is your monthly allowance?
um 300 i think. supposed to be.
7. Favorite subject/s:
recess. it's bloody interesting.
8. Favorite teacher:
my recess teacher.
9. Favorite classmates?:
you, you and you.
10. Favorite sport in school?
basketball? captains ball.
11. Favorite hang-out after school?
home! it's so fun.
12. Favorite event held in school?
the holidays!
14.Where do you usually eat in school?
your head.
15. You eat alone or with friends?
i eat with ET.does that satisfy you?
16. What do you do during breaks?
eat?
17. Are you engaged in any sport in your school?
no, i'm engaged to hugh grant.
18. What time do you usually go home?
4 or later.
19. Do you go home alone?
well, unless something happened and i was the only stupid person left on the island, i don't think i'd go home alone, do you?
20. You think schooling is easy?
define easy.
21. Do you like your uniform?
whaddya think.
22. What makes your school beautiful?
ME! haha kidding.
23. are you happy in school?
again, define happy.
hah. it's fun being sarcastic.
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warning: i have many many fears.
A
[x] Achluophobia - Fear of darkness.
[ ] Acrophobia - Fear of heights.
[x] Agliophobia - Fear of pain.
[x] Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces
or crowds.
[ ] Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or
pointed objects.
[ ] Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a
car.
[x] Androphobia - Fear of men.
[x] Anginophobia - Fear of choking.
[ ] Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers.
[ ] Anthropophobia - Fear of people or
society.
[ ] Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being
touched.
[ ] Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders.
[ ] Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers.
[ ] Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and
lightning.
[ ] Ataxophobia - Fear of disorder or
untidiness.
[ ] Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection.
[ ] Atychiphobia - Fear of failure.
[x] Autophobia - Fear of being alone.
B
[ ] Bacteriophobia - Fear of bacteria.
[ ] Barophobia - Fear of gravity.
[ ] Bathmophobia - Fear of stairs or
steep slopes.
[ ] Batrachophobia - Fear of
amphibians.
[ ] Belonephobia - Fear of pins and
needles.
[ ] Bibliophobia - Fear of books.
[ ] Botanophobia - Fear of plants.
C
[ ] Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness.
[ ] Catagelophobia - Fear of being
ridiculed.
[ ] Catoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors.
[ ] Chionophobia - Fear of snow.
[ ] Chromophobia - Fear of colors.
[ ] Chronomentrophobia - Fear of
clocks.
[x] Claustrophobia - Fear of confined
spaces.
[ ] Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns.
[ ] Cyberphobia - Fear of computers.
[ ] Cynophobia - Fear of dogs.
D
[ ] Dendrophobia - Fear of trees.
[ ] Dentophobia - Fear of dentists.
[ ] Domatophobia - Fear of houses.
[x] Dystychiphobia - Fear of accidents.
E
[ ] Ecophobia - Fear of home.
[ ] Elurophobia - Fear of cats.
[xxxxx] Entomophobia - Fear of insects.
[ ] Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers.
[ ] Equinophobia - Fear of horses.
G
[ ] Gamophobia - Fear of marriage.
[ ] Genuphobia - Fear of knees.
[ ] Glossophobia - Fear of speaking in
public.
[ ] Gynophobia - Fear of women.
H
[ ] Heliophobia - Fear of the sun.
[ ] Hemophobia - Fear of blood.
[ ] Herpetophobia - Fear of reptiles.
[x] Homophobia- Fear Of Homosexuals! :D
[ ] Hydrophobia - Fear of water.
I
[ ] Iatrophobia - Fear of doctors.
[xxxxxx] Insectophobia - Fear of insects.
K
[ ] Koinoniphobia - Fear of rooms.
L
[ ] Leukophobia - Fear of the color
white.
[x] Lilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes
and hurricanes.
[x] Lockiophobia - Fear of childbirth.
M
[ ] Mageirocophobia - Fear of cooking.
[ ]Melanophobia - Fear of
the color black.
[ ] Microphobia - Fear of small things.
[ ]fear of dirt and germs.
N
[x] Necrophobia - Fear of death or dead
things.
[x] Noctiphobia - Fear of the night
[x] Nosocomephobia - Fear of
hospitals.
O
[ ] Obesophobia - Fear of gaining
weight.
[ ] Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
[ ] Ombrophobia - Fear of rain.
[xx] Ophidiophobia - Fear of snakes.
[ ] Ornithophobia - Fear of birds.
[ ] Ostroconaphobia - Fear of seafood.
P
[ ] Papyrophobia - Fear of paper.
[x] Pathophobia - Fear of diseases.
[ ] Pedophobia - Fear of children.
[x] Philophobia - Fear of love.
[x] Phobophobia - Fear of phobias.
[ ] Podophobia - Fear of feet.
[ ] Porphyrophobia - Fear of the color
purple.
[ ] Pteridophobia - Fear of ferns.
[ ] Pteromerhanophobia - Fear of
flying.
[x] Pyrophobia - Fear of real fire.
S
[x] Scolionophobia - Fear of
school.
[ ] Selenophobia - Fear of the moon.
[ ] Sociophobia - Fear of social
evaluation.
[ ] Somniphobia - Fear of sleep.
T
[ ] Tachophobia - Fear of speed.
[ ] Technophobia - Fear of technology.
[ ] Tonitrophobia - Fear of thunder.
[x] Trypanophobia - Fear of injections.
V-Z
[ ] Venustraphobia - Fear of beautiful
women.
[ ] Verminophobia - Fear of germs.
[x] Wiccaphobia - Fear of witches and
witchcraft.
[x] Xenophobia - Fear of strangers or
foreigners.
[ ] Zoophobia - Fear of animals.
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[ ] Gotten a referral.
[x] Gotten detention. (you created the
trouble)
[ ] Gotten your cellphone taken away.
[ ] Gotten suspended.
[x] Chewed gum during class.
TOTAL: 2
[ ] Gotten late to a class more than 10
times.
[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times.
[ ] Returned at least 5 projects in
late.
[x] Missed school cause you felt like
it.
[ ] Skipped class at least 3 times.
TOTAL: 2
[ ] Got your mom/dad etc. to get you
out of school.
[x] Texted people during class.
[x] Passed notes before.
[x] Threw stuff across the room.
[x] Laughed at the teacher
TOTAL: 4
[ ] Pulled down the fire alarm.
[x] Went on myspace; friendster;
xanga; etc on the computer in the
library.
[x] Took pictures in class.
[x] Frowned at the teacher.
[x] Listened to an ipod/cd player/mp3
during class.
TOTAL: 4
[ ] threw something at the teacher on
purpose.
[x] Went outside the classroom
without permission.
[x] Broke the dress code.
[ ] Failed a class.
[x] Ate sweets during classes before.
TOTAL: 3
[x] Gotten a call home.
[ ] Couldn't go on a field trip
cause you behaved badly.
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school
[ ] gotten a referral and ripped it up
[ ] used passes from other days/ Or
made fake pass
[x] said a curse word during class
loud enough so the teacher could
hear
TOTAL: 3
[x] really slept in class
[ ] whacked the teacher
[ ] threatened the teacher
[ ] felt hungry during class and went
to eat
[x] treat the teacher as invisible
TOTAL: 2
80% hated by teachers :/ that explains it.
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You prefer to sleep or talk to a
friend when it gets boring in class?
depends who i'm sitting with, and who the teacher is.
and where i'm sitting.
Do you wave hi with a smile or a
serious face?
smile!
One thing that you like about your
house?
you dont live here.
if you left with five months to live,
what will you do?
enjoy the last five months and spend all the money i have.
the last time you cried because of
someone?
-dunno/
what type of person u are?
definitely not like you/
chocolate ice cream or chocolate bar?
hmm, chocolate bar.
rudest thing you have done to your
teacher?
-i'm not rude to my teachers, they're rude to me(:
what's the good thing about schooling?
helps you pass time.
the first person that u will think of.
um..now?just now?later?when?
the last song you download?
like a long time ago, i dunno.
which part of your body is itchy and
aching now?
my thigh, itching, my knee, aching.
punk rock or slow rock?
SLOOOOOOOW.
if you can have a choice, would you
prefer to be friends or attached with
someone you love now?
-what if i dont love anyone? or if i'm a lesbian?
what do you think of the person who
sent this?
she's sweet, and has funny answers.
Labels: all the small things.
